Jokes for Children

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A minister was the cheif guest at the finals of a football tournament . After giving away the prizes , he was requested to say a few words.He said ,"it pains me to learn that this year only two teams could make it to the finals, when we have hundreds of football clubs in the country. We should endeavour to see that more team reaches the final next year". ------------------- A manager of a bank branch found he had no space left to store old records.He ... Read review

Advantages: Appropriate for kids
Disadvantages: not soo funny for adults

I don't know if these jokes will make you crack up as much as the adult jokes but here they are, I think these are very appropiate for kids. So maybe anyone who has kids can give it a try and maybe they'll like these. Courtesy of a great website for kids http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes The answers are below: 1. What color is a burp? 2. Why did tigger look inside the toilet? 3. What's black and white and red all over? 4. Why did the man ... Read review

Advantages: Cute for kids
Disadvantages: Can get tiresome of hearing it over and over

This is a joke my daughter used to tell all the time when she was really small and I thought it was kind of a cute joke . I believe she heard it off a television show she was watching one day but I am not sure . She would tell everyone who came in this joke til she pretty much wore it out :) Knock Knock ! Whose there ? Banana ! Banana who ? Knock Knock ! Whose there ? Banana ! Banana Who ? Knock Knock ! Whose there ? Orange ! Orange ... Read review