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http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtmlComedy Central has great jokes online! I like this site because of the many options and most jokes crack me up. This site has many options the "joke of the day", jokes by category, jokes by mail, jokes by phone, random jokes, and you can even submit your own jokes! Here are some good ones...
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out! What's the definition of a teenager?
God's punishment for enjoying sex. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
They'll never see you coming. What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M. What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment. Define Transvestite:
A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary! Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum pole! What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
There'd be too many thank-you notes to write. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
''How come?'' What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite! Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. Can you say three two-letter words that denote small?
Is it in? What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... Men will screw anything. Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands. A man and woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, PIG! The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, WITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road. If only men would listen.
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