Internet Jokes

Advantages: Great internet-age jokes, a quote for every occasion
Disadvantages: Some people just don't get it :)

...movie hero that became an Internet Phenomenon, much like the Hamster Dance or "The Hoff", except with roundhouse kicks and being generally deadlier. The main point of the jokes are to show Chuck Norris as a powerful, indestructible super human and it is all very much tongue in cheek, which is why some people just might not "get it". Chuck himself has even said that he is flattered with the attention and thinks they are funny, so if the main man gives ...
...on topic, I've rather nicely arranged them into rough categories, so you can choose the perfect Chuck Norris quote for any occasion. Although don't worry too much, as there's always an occasion for a Chuck Norris fact. OK, lets get started... Finance If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of ... Read review

Advantages: a great stress-reliever
Disadvantages: it's a bit gruesome

Whack Your Boss is an entertaining and laugh-out-loud-funny online game where you have the option of killing your boss seventeen different ways. The game begins with the boss, a generic, monotonous boss, who begins to get really annoying after a while, so all you have to do is click on the various objects around the office and attack him with it. there are seventeen objects to use, including an umbrella (which impales his spine), scissors (one ... Read review

Advantages: funny
Disadvantages: none

A friend of my husband wrote this down and passed it on to him. I thought some of it actually made sense. It is just a joke,don't take serious. Thanks and enjoy. PCMCIA: People can't memorize computer industry acronyms ISDN: It still does nothing APPLE: arrogance produces profit-losing entity SCSI: System Can't See It DOS: Defective Operating System BASIC: Bill's attempt to seize industry control IBM: I Blame Microsoft DEC: Do Expect Cuts ...
...Too. WWW: World Wide Wait MACINTOSH: Most applications crash; If not, the operating system hangs PENTIUM: Produces erroneous numbers through incorrect understanding of mathematics COBOL: Completely obsolete business oriented language AMIGA: A Merely insignificant game addiction LISP: Lots of Infuriating & silly parenthesis MIPS: Meaningless indication of processor speed WINDOWS: Will install needless data on whole system GIRO: Garbage In ... Read review

Advantages: very funny
Disadvantages: Do not share this with a supervisor most of the time.

...the right place. It says internet jokes so here go. This is ( I think ) an origional joke I developed working in the fiance sector and having people sticking their hands in my pocket when it came to incentives. Joke 1. I am basing this on my experience at a bank were one month we may have to only do 10 hours of assisting other people in addition to our own job then the next month it is 20 but no reduction in the amount of productivity you are supposed ...
...typical supervisor will either add work. make a job slightly harder. or take a tool away from you. They stand up in front of people and say something like "Ok guys goals are going up, but we are not going to increase your salary and or give you the tools to do this extra work. You may not be able to do your regular job due to this, but trust us. We will do what is right for you" Of course they don't say all that but sugarcoat it. Here is the joke. ... Read review

Advantages: life is like a slurpee, if you chug it,,,,
Disadvantages: you will get a brain freeze!

So hard to list in this section so I list where i can get on. Below find some more of my poems, I wrote when I was a teen. If you haven't seen any others, feel free to looks up my name and hope you enjoy them. Life isnt all reviews and money, take the time to enjoy it. REBIRTH A man he sits alone and dreams of the day when he''ll be conented and speak out and say "though my life maybe lonely, solitaire and grim, my heart filled with gladness for ...
...my fellow man and when I have fallen, he lends me his hand. For he has shown me , the mystery of life. It has nothing to do with a girlfriend or a wife. For life is completed if you love from within, for he is my Saviour, my Shepherd, my king". UNISUS A great magical creature, gliding through the air. Playing hopscotch on the clouds.Slipping in and out of the mist. Every childs imagination dreams, to catch a glimpse of your magical horn and ivory ... Read review